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| 01. Why didn′t the skeleton go to the party? |
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| 01. Why didn′t the skeleton go to the party? |
| A. Because he had no-body to go with! |
| 02. Why do witches have brooms? |
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| 02. Why do witches have brooms? |
| A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! |
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| 04. What′s out-of-bounds? |
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| 04. What′s out-of-bounds? |
| A. An exhausted kangaroo! |
| 05. If you laid all the world's statisticians end-to-end, |
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| 05. If you laid all the world's statisticians end-to-end, |
| A. they would still point in every direction. |
| 06. What cheese is made backwards? |
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| 06. What cheese is made backwards? |
| A. Edam |
| 07. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge? |
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| 07. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge? |
| A. Close the door please. I"m dressing. |
| 08. What′s a waste of energy? |
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| 08. What′s a waste of energy? |
| A. Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man! |
| 09. Why do Americans speak so loudly? |
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| 09. Why do Americans speak so loudly? |
| A. So you can hear them above their clothes. |
| 10. What does it mean? |
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| 10. What does it mean? |
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YYUR Too wise you are,
YYUB Too wise you be,
ICUR I see you are
YY4ME Too wise for me! |
| 11. Which month has 28 days? |
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| 11. Which month has 28 days? |
| A. All of them! |
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